I could not find out who writes the dialogue for GG, but it is definitely one of the strongest elements of the show. Since Im big on everything beauty, It couldn't have escaped me!. Here is a selection of wit for you. Enjoy!
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Blair: [to Jenny] Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you.
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Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.
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Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!
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Blair: I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.
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Blair: Serena and... not Nate? Hi. I'm Blair.
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Serena: You're offering me the chance to be your husband's mistress?
Maureen: It's a time-honored political tradition. I'm Jackie. You're Marilyn.
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Gossip Girl: Good morning, Sleepyheads. Looks like "dream until your dreams come true" wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Gossip Girl: But while the beast locked himself in a tower of ennui, the girl found herself a prince. His name?
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Chuck: Match, Blair. You proved that you can score a prince. Okay, I admit you made me jealous. Now let's go back to my place so you can collect your
prize.
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Blair: Oh you should have been suspicious the minute someone wanted to pay you for your writing... And your desperate need for literary validation cost me the greatest date of my life.
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Blair: It was so romantic. My Vivier arrived with a note from Louis. Usually I'd make him wait a standard 48 hours before going on a date but I make exceptions for royalty.
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Dorota: This say "sexy and smart."
Blair: No. It says "let's skip dinner and make a sex tape." Keep looking.
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Gossip Girl: Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But ask any Upper East Side girl to show you her most prized possession and we bet the box is Vivier. Not Cartier.
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Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.
Blair: I never thought the worst thing you'd ever do would be to me.
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